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MIZZ CHRISTAL
(dj on mute)
Mizz Christal is not dead!
When I think of myself, I get a warm, tingly feeling all over my body. Then I realize, the tingling is probably due to poor circulation. But, whatever. I'm all about being awesome. I piss excellence.
I fear failure, horses and men who wear their pants too high. Totally creeps me out. You know, like the way your Grandpa would hike his khakis somewhere south of his sagging nipples, and you wondered how his junk fit in the pants, then you thought, "whoah...why am I thinking about my Grandpa's junk..." then you tried ridiculously hard to think of anything other than your Grandpa's junk...like chapstick, double A batteries, Gatorade, ham and cheese sandwiches, unicorn, unisex...Yikes, Grandpa's junk. Then you realize you are twisted, and that's all there is to it.
Sick.
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